Mind of Madness

Monday morning in the Mind of Madness sounded a little like this
*crank* ~ *sputter* ~ *silence*
*crank* ~ *sputter* ~ *silence*
this went on for HOURS about 3 minutes before MaxX came outside to see what the trouble was. whats the trouble whats the trouble whats the trouble??? Hmm .. the thingy isnt making the thingy do what its suppose to do when I do this with that thing.

THATS the trouble. *sigh*
Were any of you wondering what $5 of the blood of Christ unleaded gasoline looks like? I happen to know what five whole dollars worth of the blood of Christ unleaded gasoline looks like.. and let.me.tell.you. it aint much. *sigh*
So after the tablespoon of the blood of Christ gasoline was inserted into the rear of my (oh my.. ahem) so after the the blood of Christ gasoline was dribbled into the tank, the thingy made the thingy do what it was suppose to do when I did that to it and I was OFF to start my day. Fifteen minutes later I slide into work 13 minutes late. Oh. Um. Yay. Six minutes after that Im on the phone with the "IT" guy. Why? Because Madness changed her password on Friday and Madness has no freakin idea what she changed it to.. so Madness had to admit that shes a total fuck up having a bad day.
Then Madness opened her email and what did Madness find?
A love note from these folks

MmmHmm .. they are bringing Madness this little number

MmmHmm .. thats my sexy new baby phone. She will be mine tomorrow.
My best friend Bossy is home from Bossys Excellent Road Trip ... 10, 000 miles, all around the country in 5 weeks. Read all about it at www.iambossy.com
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